Sunday, April 14, 2013

Judge Rules Against WhiskeyJack Flats

In a ruling handed down at 9:30 pm. last night, a local judge denied road access to WhiskeyJack Flats. Members of WJF have been using the road for access to their local sugarbush since 2002. Spokesman for WJF said " He, (the judge), is just using the depth of snow and the icy hardpack as an excuse to deny us access to our ancestral sugarbush. His claim that snowmobiles made the road impassable is irrelevant." In an ironic twist to this case members of WJF helped the judge when he was SBNS, (Stuck Bigger'n Shit), prior to making his ruling. "We shoveled our asses off and gave him a jerk with our truck and tow rope. Who's the jerk now? All that shoveling aggravated my tendonitis."
WhiskeyJack Flats will consider appealing the decision as soon as the snow melts. The judge could not be reached for comment.

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